I am on day 3 back on track.. woohoo; definately for these days need some sort of signage on me saying: "CAUTION STARVING DIETER MAY BITE IF PROVOKED" be afraid be very afraid...
I literally have some one feeding me :) *Anja for president*- food is amazing, and let me just add that once my stomach stops thinking its owed junk food - I will not be hungry ... so Anja packs every meal into containers and delivers it to me daily. So delish... its amazing and I am totally convinced this will be a winner!! THANK YOU ANJA !!!!
so while on the road to winning I have accumulated some dieting advice for all of us dieting experts...
here we go:
Diet Advice: (1)
- List your ten favourite foods.
- List your five favourite drinks.
- List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls or little trees.
- List water.
- Avoid 1 & 2; eat only 3; drink only 4.
Diet Advice: (2)
- Success comes when you can look beyond food and look down and see your feet.
- Always stand sideways on for photographs, it's really slimming.
- Always stand next to a person fatter than you whenever possible.
- Always eat in private, if people never see you eat, they'll believe you when you say you have a thyroid problem.
- Convince your friends into thinking how good you're looking; study and memorize your most flattering pose in a mirror and ensure when anyone sees you, you strike the pose. Problem is that you have to maintain the pose until they leave.
- Ladies: Cross your legs at your ankles. Your thighs and calves will look slimmer.
- Get a tan. A ruddy complexion helps you look thinner.
- Regular daily laughs equals at least 10 minutes of exercise ........
- Inside every person lives a skinny person trying to get out. But we can usually shut him up with chocolate chip cookies.
- Never trust a dog to watch your food.
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