stuffs

Smell like dog- well dog pooh to be more precise - bloody animals want love after rolling in something :( very hard not to love dogs that look like bears... 

today is last day in Joburg - however we move today to Pretoria for a week - then start the journey home.. 

As I type there is man next to me talking to himself - not mumbling, like conversation - I keep looking at him incase he is talking to me - but its making it awkward cos he evidently is quite annoyed with himself .. #scareyJoburgPeople 

Other then that my Spotted sausage dog is home after her "wedding" now we wait an see if she has little spotty puppies - 

oh wait scarey- shout at himself- next to me guy- is reading over my shoulder now... lets see if me typing this passes on some kind of hint... 

parting thought for today:

 

 

The Problem with Speaking English:

 

Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

stop.fwd.start again

Here I sit at gym again after a failed attempt at working out this evening .. got 20 minutes in and wanted to die... hmm bodies are strange strange things - 

stop, fastforward, start again tomorrow... 

I sit and wait now to go meet Lea for dinner in Randburg? Where is that you may ask... the answer is I dont know, but my freind PADDY does.. He knows everything.... I just plug him into my cigerette lighter in the car and his wonderful Irish accent speaks to me, and tells me where to go- I love him ... Paddy, Pia's personal perfect pitched passanger. ahhh the love... 

Starting to think I am spending to much time on my own. This wait for my dad to get back to Joburg is becoming long,, hahha an now with home just around the corner I think I could be maybe homesick? REALLY??

stop, fastforward, start again tomorrow.... 

I have started lavishing all my attention (which is ALOT As there is not much else to get my attention) on the 5 dogs and 5 cats at the host families house :) so much cuteness in all these millions of animals... and I am being so spoilt by the people... 

Rene (when I saw her the other day) gave me the rest of the homeland series too - but I am saving my Brody love- I am afraid to finish it? then what will have to look forward to?

 Stopping, having dinner with Lea, then starting again tomorrow :)

 

 

 

things that annoy me...

Okay, as most of you (who read this) know.. i have been on a weight loss journey for a while now, only really been getting some where in the last year or so... but finally getting there - my hippo status is hopefully lessening ;) 

Anyway the reason for this post is really just to vent... so a guy, who is on a weight loss/ get healthy journey himself posted a list of what he is looking for in a partner, on Facebook, he is a part of (and a leader) in a network of people who are on mission to get fit etc etc.. anyway he posts things on the list with a bracket and either  (NEGOTIABLE) or  (NON NEGOTIABLE) 

on his list... like number 4.

TIGHT ASS (non negotiable) 

now it has taken me a few days to realize why this has annoyed me so badly... there are literally thousands, of male and female people in this group- now unless you have been training for A LONG time or are genetically blessed as a female you will not be happy with your ASS ... so this post has served to discourage majority of the women on the group... that although we are training and so on - we are not yet good enough for a man to like us? 
Just cos my ASS is not yet tight or i am unhappy with my ASS does this mean I am not good enough?

Not only that, being on the journey himself surely he knows he still has wobbley bits and stuff - like REALLY dude ...why use the platform you created to make thousands of woman who are "not there yet" feel like they are not good enough? JUST SAYING !!! keep that krap to yourself man... or for "guy talk"..

Any hoo... each to their own .. haha needed to put on paper - Feel better. Vent over. Thanks...