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Growing up my dad always told me I was the most beautiful girl in the whole world ... as I carried on growing (width more then height) he would tell me my labola (African  "gift" to the brides father) as a bigger girl- is about 50 cows and as a fitter/healthier girl is about 250 cows...
  - at this point I am some where in the middle.

When my value was closer to 50 cows going out posed no problem and there were no random text messages and stuff - however now with my value getting closer to 250 cows I have all of a sudden started getting attention (don't get me wrong, its all welcomed)- 

BUT what am I to do when ALL the attention I get is from 26 and below year old guys... ??? as a 30 (something) year old am I to worry about this new found attention?
 - the attention is probably not even the problem - I AM...
I am like BASKING in the attention - handing out my number left right and centre ... seriously WHO DOES THIS? 

Meeting new people (albeit younger then you) - I have been told that 23 is within my "rule" for those who dont know about the rule.. the rule clearly states you are not to date any one who is younger then HALF your age.. PLUS seven... makes sense? add it up - its a good rule ... DO IT... 

so I have decided on no guilt ... but do I lie about my age? and how on this God given green earth does one date? I just dont know? 
My tendency to put my foot so far in my mouth I chew on my knee caps would make for "interesting" conversation... OR for my name to ever lost into the land of awkward singleness forever and ever and amen.

SHENANIGANS.engage.
over & out 


hint for the guys: