I wrote this in 2019, I think its time to publish it though.. its the truth of what runs through my mind when getting a massage... 10 of many...many... many...
Here goes:
- Eyebrows are so essential. (HA this was in 2019 - pre the great eyebrow fail on my actual face)
- Why are farts and farting so funny - oh wait what if I fart now? will end badly - this poor woman.
- I wonder how I will keep my washing clean whilst travelling.
- Hmmm home - vineyards.
- WAIT i think i need to wee.
- Stop! wait! I dont think my arm wants to be there - see look - its falling off the table.
- Must make a slight adjustment, toes tingling... wait did she just push me back onto the bed? -yikes better lay more still- is she getting tired of me?
- Am I annoying her? Is there something wrong with my back, I wonder if my back looks the same as other peoples backs?
- A terrible noise, like running out of air coming out of the therapist every time she presses down. Super uncomfortable.
- Third or fourth "urrrrrrmmmmmpppppffffttt" whoooshing air sound.. I realize the noises are, in fact, coming from me?? Heaven help us all.
and thats it for now...
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