end of the month Salti-crack

is it pay day?

I have to have a real meal soon - my mom is catching wind of her food dissappearing ( i am very sneaky about this) like a little bit of everything daily - then she'll never know ! but its getting to that place where everything is emptying and she is on to me... now i must replace!! SHUCKS and i thought i'd get away with it... why must this month be so long? come to think of it - all the months are feeling long since Thailand

so here are some ways to tell if you are feeling the thailand tight too:

• At KFC you lick other people's fingers.
• If you wanted to rub two nickels together you'd have to borrow one.
• You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
• You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
• McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
• Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.