does this blog make me look fat?

I fell down some stairs ... who as a grown up person falls as much as I do? what is with the clumsyness? Genetic? weighty? black berry?

so now... the bronchitis and sore foot are going to be very heavy on the scale later today??

Some one please give me a de-watering tablet or something so the scale doesnt make me cry... (yes its the scale who makes me cry not the food ?? )

so I have a theory about my trainer... I have a sore ankle so she has told me we will work on upper body - I am convinced she is working my upper body into a place where the arm's are too sore to move hands towards mouth?

And now I find myself finding all you peeps's "lost kilo's" ... damnit bury them dont just leave them lying around for unsuspecting people like me to find...

some things i am feeling ....


"The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live."
- Socrates

"Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip."
- Arnold H. Glasgow

"Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork."
~English Proverb

"A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit."
~Author Unknown

"Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake."
~Author Unknown

"I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat."
~Jennifer Greene Duncan

"I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short."
~Shelley Winters

Now that I am feeling inspired let me go to shamwari ... hopefully the chef will be kind to the bulge ?
mmm I think not...