As a family we went to Shamwari game reserve, spoilt like crazy, amazing time! I can give you the amazingness measurements ... it was exactly 2.5kgs amazing hahahaa
Back to the trainer when I got back! some tears (hoping that the water escaping from my eyes will bring down the little needle on the scale...) but alas it did not! but managed in the past week to drop 1.2 of the 2.5 let see how we go this week.
I am gonna try explain what happened the other night now... with out sounding like a South African Nay Sayer ! we must all just remember we life in a beautiful country and the price we pay is a little crime here and there (and sometimes everywhere)
okay jokes aside -
was broken into while house sitting the other night - all they wanted was the 62 inch TV (and lets be honest don't we all want a 62 inch TV) so anyway they stole it in the middle of the night while I was sleeping- I woke up to them scuttling down the stairs with the jack russle and pavement special hot on their heels... all OKAY !! a little shaky but have a big brother who was there in minutes and the police where pretty good too...
It must be said though- there I am sitting and the police ask the question ...
marital status?? WHAT, Hello!! like add insult to injury why don't you ??
So now I am a little nervous of being on my own... a little teary eyed (not sure if that's hormones or shocky vibes) and an insatiable urge to eat all the peanut butter in the WORLD...
for the rest of the house-sitting week I was babysat... :) (ah em thank you Edwin) :)
on a lighter note the sun has started shining again... it smells like summer my days have been filled with peanut butter, craving peanut butter, eying peanut butter... realizing the peanut butter will expire in July 2011! I must eat it! I don't want to waste it...
and here are some reason's why peanut butter is amazing !
* November is Peanut Butter Lover's Month; March is National Peanut Month. (I am warming up to next month- and I was born in March... coincidence???)
Alternate Uses for Peanut Butter
Feed large globs of it to your dog for cheap entertainment.
Mix it with egg whites and ammonia to see if it takes out stains.
Plug holes in your paneling walls.
Use it to stick things if you run out of duct tape.
Make "Cream of Peanut Butter" soup.
Two words: eye shadow.
Use it in cookie recipes in place of the butter.
Some people like it on scrambled eggs...
Lubricate the garbage disposal with it occasionally.
Let it dry out and use it as silly putty.
It feels great squishing between the toes.
Use it if you run out of plastic wood.
New diet: nothing but peanut butter 5 days a week. The other two days u are also allowed water.
New Olympic Event: PB Swimming.
Switch it for someone's deodorant.
Make milkshakes out of it.
Give someone with dentures a lifetime supply.
Throw this list away and just eat it on sandwiches. Loser.
Mix it with egg whites and ammonia to see if it takes out stains.
Plug holes in your paneling walls.
Use it to stick things if you run out of duct tape.
Make "Cream of Peanut Butter" soup.
Two words: eye shadow.
Use it in cookie recipes in place of the butter.
Some people like it on scrambled eggs...
Lubricate the garbage disposal with it occasionally.
Let it dry out and use it as silly putty.
It feels great squishing between the toes.
Use it if you run out of plastic wood.
New diet: nothing but peanut butter 5 days a week. The other two days u are also allowed water.
New Olympic Event: PB Swimming.
Switch it for someone's deodorant.
Make milkshakes out of it.
Give someone with dentures a lifetime supply.
Throw this list away and just eat it on sandwiches. Loser.
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