As I have blogged before I get looked at like I am missing something ? like what has happened to me? why am I still oh-so-not attached?
I am not sure whats happened to me.. if I have lost my game.. but I am starting to think maybe I never had game and just thought I did (could be possible)
So in the PF days - (Pre Facebook) you'd meet some one if the liked you they'd take your number- now you meet some one, if they like you they say nothing you say nothing then quietly stalk eachother on facebook (whom i kidding I stalk you) and devise ways to make you add me... I am a champion stalker.. (I wont add you though thats your job) I just like to see whats crack-a-lacking in your life.. relationship status etc ... you know you gotto check a brother out.
So this is my story from the other night. I go to a braai we all chilling having a little chop or two and chatting and a nice sorta guy kinda says hi while we dishing food, then end of the night comes I put my bag on to leave and he comes over to chat... SUCH a flipping nice guy - like such a chilled conversation, laughed alot etc. Then I leave. ..
....Now what? and thats the end.. thats how the story ends... dissapointed? me too...
So some people give advise like... "join an online dating service"- my view is: computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
What kids say:
On Whether To Stay Single or Get Married
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." (Anita, age 9)
On Deciding Whom To Marry:
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." (Kirsten, age 10)
On What Falling In Love Is Like
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (John, age 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Glenn, age 7)
What I say:
1.They say all the 'good ones' are taken... Uhmmmm, Hello?? I'm SINGLE!
2.Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4) I can't date the internet.
3.Single" doesn't always mean LONELY..The same way that "Relationship" doesn't always mean HAPPY!
4.When someone asks:”Why are you single?” just say, I’m in a long distance relationship. My boyfriend lives in the Future.
and one for the road:
For all the single ladies.... A quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently
waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of
his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz Goodfornothinaz,
Lazyaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz
& make sure he respects Yoaz
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